I’m entering my feral years and none of these whippersnappers are ready for it

reallyreallyreallytrying:

brushing one’s teeth… a farewell to treats. good night, sweet delicacies, my mouth knows only tooth paste now. perhaps when a new day breaks we will meet once more

batfamilycannons:

A daily occurrence

Jason, English nerd, Todd: USE OXFORD COMMAS, CUNT!

Tim, I dropped out of high school I’ll do whatever the fuck I want, Drake: No.

Dick, I speak like 17 languages fluently and still refuse to follow or learn the grammar rules in this one, Grayson: a what?

atrenchcoatofteaandspite:

Who will be Ed and Stede’s first guest at the inn?

Buttons taking the ocean on a date night by bringing in buckets of water

One of Jackie’s husbands

One of Jackie’s wives

Mary and Doug

The third Badminton triplet

The ghost of Steak Knife

Ivan with no explanation

Izzy. They don’t know if he’s a ghost, but he swears when they look at him funny

Evelyn and Ned the tiger

Someone who was conned during 2x07 and thinks they have a real plank/autograph

Other/in the tags

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blackbirds-of-promise:

shehungthemoon:

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alfredprufrockings:

the fact that house and wilson rode off into the sunset together is one of my greatest sources of happiness

the fact that house and wilson rode off into the sunset together to face a future of cancer-ridden pain is one of my greatest sources of sadness

Wilson recovers, though.

His cancer is part of a pattern that happened throughout the show: House, the diagnostics guy, got misdiagnosed pre-series, but figured it out himself and did not die, though he easily could have. Cuddy, the endocrinologist, suffered endocrine system problems and couldn’t conceive a child. She still got one. Foreman, neurologist: Brain disease! He recovered fully. Cameron, immunologist: Exposed to HIV. Did not contract it. Chase, intensive care specialist: Stabbed! Wound up in intensive care. Recovered.

The pattern is that they all are affected by whatever they specialize in, and they all, in one way or another, overcome it. So of course the oncologist gets cancer; that’s how the show works. It also means he goes into remission, because that is also how the show works.

Dude… DUDE this is the only time I have EVER actually believed that maybe Wilson didn’t die… I can’t believe I never realized any of this before. Wow wow wow wow

@geneslovee

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sessa23:

It’s almost time for Zack and Cody’s reservation at the Italian restaurant

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The internet on 16/11/2023:

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meep-meep-richie:

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´´ You just dissapeared and I can´t keep looking at it, cause it´s horrible.´´

krembruleed:

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beach episode?

moksutinn:

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shirecorn:

cartoon of me happy and upbeat saying "I'm thrilled to apply for this difficult, exhausting job. Because it might pay enough to survive!"ALT
faceless executive asks me "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"ALT
I suddenly have a low-detail, desperate look with the smile frozen on my faceALT
I look at my poorly drawn but very detailed hands with poorly drawn but detailed eyes looking like I'm gonna cry. Executive says "sir..." from offscreenALT

I’m applying to jobs

mybloodiedvalentine:

2allthedancersoftheworld:

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realroastedeel:

the OFMD art drop nobody asked for but y'all are getting anyways

I’m normal why do people keep telling me I’m not normal

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ria-neearts:

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“Good morning, darling”